1. This morning I lost a rousing game of “Bra or Pants”

    The exterminator knocked (which is horrifically startling because someone is knocking on my actual door without me having buzzed them in) and I was sitting on the sofa in a super soft, super thin tee and had to jump up and pull on jeans and I didn’t have time for anything else and my apartment is exterminated but I’m pretty sure that guy got an eyeful.