1. Seriously though, leave her alone.

    • [Girl doing some complicated balancing move with a barbell that involves air humping]

    • Guy at gym:
      (something incoherent but objectifying)

    • Trainer:
      That's actually the single best move you can do for your hamstrings

    • Guy at gym:
      Ha, don't think I'll be doing that. But I like watching her do it.

    • Me:
      Maybe she'll like watching you do it.

    • Guy at gym: