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I wear Spanx. Before they were widely available, I borrowed my mother’s DKNY “firm control-top” hose, because I liked the way they took me from an unwieldy mass of feminine curves to a sleek river otter, stuffed into a condom.
Julieanne Smolinski is the funniest
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Source: New York Magazine
