1. How To Be A Hypocrite in 6 Easy Steps

    1. Post feministy thing on your “blog”

    2. Get stuck at work late.

    3. Walk over to the butcher, who’s just closed, knowing if they are still there they will probably help you because you are a pretty girl.

    4. Walk into closed but still unlocked store all wide-eyed and ask if they are still open.

    5. “For you, of course.”

    6. Procure meat.