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But you know what I learned from this? Nothing. I learned nothing. It’s just something that happened (and it just so happens that it happened to me). Life is crazy.
Courtney Malloy, who drunkenly wedged herself in an eight inch alley between two buildings. Bonus fact - she was 24 inches off the ground and in a horizontal position.
“I learned nothing.”
“I learned nothing.”
“I learned nothing.”
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goestoeleven said:
Sounds like some people I know. Broke a hand drunkenly fistfighting a Marine? “Just something crazy that happened.” Arrested at your birthday party? “Just something crazy that happened.” In ER with a BAC of .4? “Just something crazy that happened.”
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