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  1. But you know what I learned from this? Nothing. I learned nothing. It’s just something that happened (and it just so happens that it happened to me). Life is crazy.

    Courtney Malloy, who drunkenly wedged herself in an eight inch alley between two buildings. Bonus fact - she was 24 inches off the ground and in a horizontal position.

    "I learned nothing."

    "I learned nothing."

    "I learned nothing."

    !!!!!!!!!!