eoporto

  1. Just one more reason not to date a vegan.

    “As you’re eating dinner together, say something X-rated like, ‘See how I’m devouring this piece of meat? That’s how I’m going to devour you.’”

    Then, later, during oral sex, pause and say, “OM NOM NOM NOM.”

    Seriously, go read this. And never, ever make tomato sauce topless.

    2. Source: jezebel.com

    Posted 11 months ago 13 notes

    1. digthecat said: I’m pretty sure that would make me cry “Aargh”
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