1. No joke, I am friends with one of these guys too. Every few months he’d be all “Remember when we almost made out and I thought you weren’t interested?” until I was like, “It’s silly to keep talking about this. We should just go out for drinks and make out.” All the sudden, he had a girlfriend. I laughed for days.
    Comment I left on this amazing and hilariously accurate post, Signs of Possible Snobbery: A Partially Fictionalized Facebook Exchange, which I highly recommend you go read.