eoporto

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Feb 2



“Do you mind if I literally throw myself at you?”




This is the opening line that Lilly McElroy tries with men whom she has deemed suitably solid to catch her. They usually laugh and then say no. But about a quarter of the time they say yes. And this is the result





Reasons I love this -
1. Have you ever launched yourself through the air at someone? I have. It is the most fun thing ever.2. This comment on the slideshow will have me LOLing for DAYS.

This is what’s wrong with our Country, do you call this Art? In that case my Chihuahua deserves an Oscar. I’ve seen this before,SNL Mary Catherine Gallagher SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!

3. You shouldn’t need anymore reasons.

“Do you mind if I literally throw myself at you?”

This is the opening line that Lilly McElroy tries with men whom she has deemed suitably solid to catch her. They usually laugh and then say no. But about a quarter of the time they say yes. And this is the result

Reasons I love this -

1. Have you ever launched yourself through the air at someone? I have. It is the most fun thing ever.
2. This comment on the slideshow will have me LOLing for DAYS.
This is what’s wrong with our Country, do you call this Art? In that case my Chihuahua deserves an Oscar. I’ve seen this before,SNL Mary Catherine Gallagher SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!
3. You shouldn’t need anymore reasons.

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