Feb
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What Bookstore Sections Should Actually Be Called
- My glasses are just a prop
- I really liked The DaVinci Code
- I need something to read when I’m alone in bed and I’m too tired to blog.
- If they can survive this horrible tragedy, I should be able to go to the gym at 6:30am
- It will never taste like Mario Batali made this for you.
- Oh shit. Am I supposed to bring a present tonight?
- I hope my “novel” gets featured on an endcap someday.
- Art Books for people who still drink box wine
- Mommy wishes Daddy was more romantic
- This is discounted for a reason
- Free Thesaurus included
- I daydream about Ayn Rand having a blog
- Calendars you have to search with your eyes
- LOL Magazines still get printed
