eoporto

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Jan 19

I'm a real life Amelia Bedelia

  • UPS Delivery Guy: I just need your autograph here
  • me: [internally wondering why the hell he didn't say signature] Sure.
  • UPS Delivery Guy: It's practice for when you're a superstar.
  • me: I'm already a superstar.

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