eoporto


  1. After 5 years, it was time to retire the beer bottle photo.

  2. True story.

    True story.

  3. OMG it’s finally spring.

    OMG it’s finally spring.

  4. #nationalsiblingday #solucky #theyarethebest

    #nationalsiblingday #solucky #theyarethebest

  5. omg we need to come up with a name for the stomach falling out of our butts feeling that you get the minute someone reaches for your pocket-sized dirtbag sinning machine.
  6. IT’S NOT BRUNCH IF IT HAPPENS BEFORE NOON, YOU ASSHOLES. you’re not eating brunch at 930 in the morning, boo. you are straight up having BREAKFAST. don’t be cute, just because you’re still drunk and there’s eggs on the table that doesn’t mean you’re eating brunch. i know you want an excuse to put vodka in your oj before the sun is even all the way up, and that excuse is just going to have to be “alcoholism” unless you wait until at least eleven-fucking-thirty.

    bitches gotta eat

    go read the whole thing. seriously.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF LISTENING TO YOUR STUPID PROBLEMS ALL THE TIME IF I STILL HAVE TO GET UP HELLA EARLY AND PUT SHOES ON TO GET BREAKFAST, BRO.

  7. I’ve got this detached, almost spectator-like feeling this week.

    This week has been a strange week of adulting - weddings and baby showers,
    anxiety and subsequent relief, of handling things without getting overly
    emotional, of showing up because it’s important, of being reminded that
    being single is not the same as being alone, of being nice to a stranger
    and then almost being in the middle of fight on the subway.

  8. best password manager app?

    go!

  9. #seemsunlikely.

    #seemsunlikely.