☛ One Man Needs Date to a Wedding
me: go get it girl
C: i only date guys with multiple degrees
me: but “You only yolo once”
me: it’s my favorite.
We women, with our sumptuous breasts and our shapely hips, have to be funny in order literally to survive. Our curves render us useless for just about anything except cracking wise and quip-firing. Sometimes our breasts are so big that we actually can’t move; we have no choice but to sit very still in one place and come up with joke after joke. Sometimes—though rare—our hips are so wide, that we physically cannot fit through the exit door of the comedy club that our office co-workers dragged us to after happy hour. So the only option available to us is to stay inside the comedy club, absorbing comedy act after comedy act, and in so doing, completing the full transformation from comedy student to comedy master.
Martin Parr’s Life’s a Beach opening.
Ellie Kemper on “Can Men Be Funny?”
This is for all the dudes in bars who tell me “You’re so funny” with pure surprise in their voice.