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  1. TAFT HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS STANDARD OIL BUSINESS
    yes, sir
    THEY’RE A MONOPOLY
    yes, sir
    THAT ISN’T SPORTING AT ALL
    no, sir
    BRING ME STANDARD OIL
    I’M GOING TO PUNCH IT MANFULLY IN THE FACE
    sir, Standard Oil is a trust, not a person
    you can’t punch a trust in the face
    OH CAN’T I
    TAFT, WATCH ME BECOME THE FIRST MAN TO PUNCH A TRUST IN THE FACE
    THEN WRITE IT DOWN
    IN YOUR OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE NOTES
    “TODAY THE PRESIDENT PUNCHED A TRUST IN THE FACE”
    all right
    “QUITE SOUNDLY TOO”
    I will
    “WITH AN EXCELLENT RIGHT UPPER CROSS”
    yes, sir
    “CAN’T PUNCH A TRUST IN THE FACE”
    FORSOOTH
    I’M THE PRESIDENT
    I CAN PUNCH ANYTHING

    Dirtbag Teddy Roosevelt is the best thing ever.

  2. Such a fucking art student - @snugzs when I stopped to take this photo.

    Such a fucking art student - @snugzs when I stopped to take this photo.

  3. #spaghetti

    #spaghetti

  4. #bleachercreatures🍻

    #bleachercreatures🍻

  5. thefeministme:

VIA: viralwomen.com

    thefeministme:

    VIA: viralwomen.com

    (via laineydiemond)

  6. Everyone I know posted gorgeous sunset pictures tonight and I just got home from work.

    This is a whine.

  7. THIS WAS NOT THE END OF A TRILOGY -like I thought. Apparently there’s a fourth book which great because I love the series but I spent all day looking forward to a conclusion and instead I got a cliffhanger and a YEAR.

    THIS WAS NOT THE END OF A TRILOGY -like I thought. Apparently there’s a fourth book which great because I love the series but I spent all day looking forward to a conclusion and instead I got a cliffhanger and a YEAR.