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Literally icing my head because I hit it against the wall.

I’m not very impressed with this week.

We women, with our sumptuous breasts and our shapely hips, have to be funny in order literally to survive. Our curves render us useless for just about anything except cracking wise and quip-firing. Sometimes our breasts are so big that we actually can’t move; we have no choice but to sit very still in one place and come up with joke after joke. Sometimes—though rare—our hips are so wide, that we physically cannot fit through the exit door of the comedy club that our office co-workers dragged us to after happy hour. So the only option available to us is to stay inside the comedy club, absorbing comedy act after comedy act, and in so doing, completing the full transformation from comedy student to comedy master.
Ellie Kemper on “Can Men Be Funny?”

This is for all the dudes in bars who tell me “You’re so funny” with pure surprise in their voice.

Yesterday I made Beef Wellington for 24, and tonight I made tilapia and veggies in parchment for one.

I’m amused by this

When people look at my pictures I want them to feel the way they do when they want to read a line of a poem twice.
Robert Frank (via akindofsunlight)
(via mopostal)