July 2012
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“But it’s Hollywood’s treatment of Tatum himself that is most compelling. From...”
– I wrote about my favourite film of the year, Magic Mike, and “what it means” for the female gaze ‘n’ shit
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I have no idea what just happened.
me: Oh, and I need these giant bandaids.
Super cute pharmacist: To put on your forehead?
me: No, but I should do that anyway.
“The homophobic new sandwich will include the national fast food chain’s...”
– Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
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Things I Have Decided Upon Watching All 5 Episodes...
I imagine Sorkin invented the phrase “Mission to Civilize” in an attempt to explain his own dating failures, as he personally could never fail at wooing a lady and ovbviously there is something wrong with her that needs to be fixed before his penis deigns to get hard.
Is Sorkin familiar with fan fic? Because all these scripts are basically just fan fic for how he wishes the media...
A family member actually cited the Drudge Report...
I didn’t know I could laugh that hard and actually put one foot in front of the other to walk away.
“For the next hour, Greg sat on the couch and stared at the television — it was...”
– http://nyti.ms/NG50Wb
This is a sad and interesting read about whether or not teens should be tried as adults. This is the quote that really illustrates the difference for me between adult and adolescent minds.
“Arguing for the statue’s removal, the legendary coach Bobby Bowden said he...”
– Ta-Nehisi Coates, on the hasty canonization of Joe Paterno. (via theatlantic)
“My advice is just to stop talking and be nicer”
– Jon Hamm
The world would be a nicer place if people stopped modeling themselves after Don Draper and started listening to Jon Hamm.
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"The doctor would like to go over your blood work"
BRB BARFING.
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Is enough is obsolete?
Lately I feel like everyone is spiraling into these destructive “More” tornadoes and there is no winning, just a constant need to generate more profits, more content, more things. The quest for profit is rapidly becoming a damaging stampede and I don’t really think that’s what capitalism is or maybe I’m just a socialist and the constant generating of content is...
“Women theologians around the world have been seriously looking at the question...”
– Sister Pat Farrell (via nprfreshair)
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When the baby boomers wrote this article they... →
As my grandmother used to say, “They’re carrying on like they invented sex.”
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“The class action lawsuit? Yeah, some stupid helicopter parent thought it was my...”
– Nutella, interviewed by The Hairpin
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Also, telling someone they need to relax never...
You know those stories about couples that can’t have children and then they finally adopt and six months later she sits on a sperm-filled whoopie cushion or accidentally cartwheels onto his dick and they have a MIRACLE baby and the moral of the story is relax and you’ll get what you want? I hate those stories. That’s not a life lesson, it’s just lucky.
Taco Bell airlifts tacos to Alaska so ladies like... →
All of those things are true, which is basically the most fantastic thing ever.
This post is sponsored by my third glass of wine.
Ladies who hate other ladies should fuck off and grow up. Be an adult. Get along with people. Shut up and have some wine.
“Every scene involving a woman last night could be replaced with that 30 Rock...”
– The Hairpin on the new Sorkin shenanigans
My desire to like this show vs my actual enjoyment of this show vs how much I enjoyed this show when it was called Sports Night and didn’t suck do NOT match
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