March 2012
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Recent People Facebook Has Reconnected Me With...
- Now I know that guy I boned in a conference room likes Bud Lime AND JWOWW.
- That guy I met at a cool event that I couldn’t enjoy because I was in the middle of a paused fight with my ex likes bourbon.
- Wow, that girl that dropped a really awkward “My sister is a teen mom” non-sequitur at a bar once in college just had a baby.
- Um, I didn’t even know I accepted that...
In my flustered rushing state I literally just...
Where do I go to die of embarrassment?
“We qualify for Texas State Prescription Assistance, and every month since I have...”
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Odd Blood: Serodiscordancy, or, Life With an HIV-Positive Partner
“To be doing all of this with someone whom I continue to find just as attractive,...”
– Odd Blood: Serodiscordancy, or, Life With an HIV-Positive Partner
This is extraordinarily well written.
“Stop blaming sex for misogyny. If all men wanted was women to fuck them more,...”
– Amanda Marcotte
“So let’s maybe just stop that and be cool with the fact that we’re...”
– I have a huge crush on Jolie Kerr
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“Here in the U.S., hot-pink patent-leather stiletto crib shoes for baby girls,...”
– Sex Trafficking of Americans: The Girls Next Door This article actually made me feel physically ill.
To force [the girls] to do his bidding, Davis allegedly sliced a girl in his “stable” with a box cutter and stomped others into submission with a special pair of Timberland boots—a technique known as “Timming.” Another female, a 15-year-old patient of Dr. Sharon Cooper’s, was zipped into a duffel bag and deposited by her pimp on a six-lane highway. The pimp of Caroline (a former Connecticut 4-H...
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“The cop pursed her lips together, looked at me, and said, “Son, you do not...”
– When you’re thirteen and threatened with a bullet through the chest for getting your braces tightened, it teaches you how the world works, and does it in a hurry.
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Otis Redding I’ve Got Dreams to Remember
I...
“I’m an adult. I don’t do blogs. I’m not a fan of the Twitter. I’m not a fan of...”
– Vincent “Pete Campbell” Kartheiser, demonstrating the condescending power of the definite article — and sounding a lot like his “Mad Men” character might if he existed in this century.
[NYT] (via reimer)
“Really, there are only two rules when it comes to having a beach body. The first...”
– This Ain’t Living
via Rachel Hills
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“In some prophetic way, it is a show about the end of male white privilege, and...”
– Times’ Television Critic Robert Lloyd on the upcoming season of “Mad Men.” (via latimes)
If drunk-eating a muffin you baked to save produce...
Muffins for life motherfuckers.
“People of color, women, and gays—who now have greater access to the centers of...”
– Teju Cole, The Atlantic
So, I keep getting these RedBox emails.
Someone accidentally used my email instead of their own and I keep getting notifications about “my” rentals and confirmations of “my” returns. So I called to get them to take my email off the account. The customer service rep was very helpful in explaining, “Well, I think the problem is you guys have the same email.”
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“If you can make a sauce from scratch, your entire prep time will be comprised me...”
– Notes To My Future Husband
“What is more troubling than this oddly timed debate about birth control is the...”
– The Alienable Rights Of Women - The Rumpus.net (via rachelfershleiser)
I'm having a really good hair day so naturally I...
True story.
“So as a sign of respect to those who might be hurt by it, he needs to understand...”
– Ask Prudence on if it is appropriate for a fifth-grader to call his new friends “my niggas” since his black friends use the term all the time and told him it was OK for him to use it with them, too.
This answer really bothers me. Telling your open-minded child that he has to censor...
Hey, Assholes.
The Constitutions guarantees your right to freedom of religion, it does grant your beliefs any actual rights.
The Constitution grants rights to people.
In case you forgot, women are people.
(source of heart-stopping rage)
New York Times op-ed cost Goldman Sachs $2.15... →
