I have killed 6 flies tonight.
I am a clean person. What the fucking fuck.
I just held something up over my head while...
I feel very short right now.
The Texas State Legislature Has Voted to Defund... →
This makes me irate. The time (and money) being wasted on this is so fucking infuriating, considering there are probably children who have already been BORN who might benefit from the money.
Things I was not impressed with today: My decision to skip breakfast My ability to let the actions of others effect me. My ability to worry about things that have not yet happened. My flexibility and general being in shape-ness Things I was impressed with today: The decision to talk to a friend instead of internalizing emotions to the point of implosion. My first pilates class. The salad I...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-6-19) →
Girl Talk (17) Best Coast (3) De La Soul (1) Smokey Robinson and the Miracles (1) Common (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Bon Iver performing For Emma acoustically on the streets in Paris. This is pretty fucking spectacular. Not shown: Justin Vernon stealing my heart.
Facebook Status Updates, or, Why Everyone on the...
A good book and a champagne cocktail on the roof. The skyline is lovely! It has to be literally a hundred and forty-seven degrees in this apartment. I have a bag of ice in my bra and I’m still hot. I bet there’s a breeze on the roof, though. Before I go up, I’ll grab a glass of cava. Mmm … holy god, this is terrible. Why do I keep buying eight-dollar sparklers? Spending just three...
"Ms. Ferrell—petite, 22 years old, of Korean...
“A tattoo on her back that read “I Love Beards.” SERIOUSLY? Go fuck yourself.
Girl Talk's Ultimate Summer Playlist →
Please, like I was not going to reblog this.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-6-12) →
Sam Cooke (2) Otis Redding (1) Marvin Gaye (1) Florence + the Machine (1) Jr. Walker & The All Stars (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Because this happened. Seriously.
me: A waiter from Oklahoma. If all the guys in OK are that good in bed, I'd consider relocating.
Ainsley: And I can only say that - in my experience - Oklahomies are AWESOME in bed. Move there.
me: Ranch dressing and excellent sex, what a peculiar combo to be known for.
Ainsley: The Rapture will begin when humans realize that the two ARE THE SAME THING.
Steps for Wednesdays
1. Sleep badly 2. Have a totally rad (read: not rad) sunglass tan and slightly burnt forehead. 3. Add sorethroat and stuffy nose from 4 days of drinking, not sleeping, & breathing in dust. 4. Run to the subway without coffee because you are borderline late 5. Put iTouch in pocket on the way into work 6. Wait 2 hours. 7. Become insecure for a litany of reasons 8. Have great friends who...
I need to stop thinking of myself as the chubby one or the obnoxious (and/or drunk) one, and start thinking of myself as the fun one.
I’m the kind of girl who feels sort of sexy in the super soft, slightly oversized v-neck tee that I bought yesterday to sleep in.
Asked what she would tell a teen mom who hoped to go to college, Michelle said...– Love this sentence from the Michelle Obama profile.
More than four years after he stopped taking anti-retroviral therapy, there is...– The Man Who Had HIV and Now Does Not Reread those last three words, then go read the whole article. Amazing. (via texburgher) Oh my. This is just amazing.
I apologize often and without reason.
Slept badly? I’ll apologize. Coworker annoying you? I’m sorry.* I’ve gotten better at this. Lately I’ve been noticing I say sorry more to certain people. At first, I thought it was simply related to the level of empathy/care I had for them. While this is definitely true, I realized there’s a small section of people who I am just in the habit of apologizing to and I...
I remembered how very different laughing alone is from laughing with friends,...– Matt Langer: Words with friends Go read the whole thing, but this is my favoritest part for like 14 invididual, yet equally neurotically resonating, reasons.
Dismissing those who pay a premium for organic-this and local-that as effete,...– Book Review of Gabrielle Hamilton’s Blood, Bones and Butter | Open Letters Monthly - an Arts and Literature Review (via rachelfershleiser) I’m about a third into this book, and I’m slowly falling in love with it. Just when I start feeling like she’s over romanticizing, she cuts...
10. Jordan Catalano from My So-Called Life. Hello! Long hair, leather jacket,...– Ten Fictional Characters I Wish I Could Date
Is there anything wrong with being gay?
No, and anyone who tells you otherwise is either ignorant or evil. - dearcoketalk