Most absurd but factual texts ever.
Christy: I'm under the pink goat.
me: I'm sitting in Grey Dog.
I am pretty sure this was an insult, but it made...
Frank: Are you Jewish?
Me: Not at all. I'm Catholic.
Frank: Why did I think that?
me: I have no idea. Because I'm from Long Island?
Frank: Maybe. But maybe it's your voice.
I am officially caught up on Mad Men.
Conclusions: This show is better than porn. Betty Draper is an insufferable woman-child. All the other women characters are pretty fantastic. I want to marry the DP. No, but really. This season has been pretty fantastic.
This isn't about your kid's innoncence, it's about...
Recently a clip from Katy Perry’s appearance on Sesame Street got parents riled up when it was released online (the episode the singer appears on isn’t set to air until November 3rd). In the clip, Perry is singing a kid-friendly version of her song “Hot n’ Cold” to Elmo, but some parents think she’s showing too much skin during the skit. -Gothamist
Things that will have me laughing all day:
tehawesome replied to your photo: I spy Biggie Smalls. Can you? He spies us every day from up in heaven, a little barbecue sauce spilled on his angel bib.
Foods I Have Never Eaten.
Corndogs Chicken Fried Steak Internal organs of any sort Hostess Cherry Pies Green Curry
Andrew: having a god day? me: it’s pretty secular. Also, now I want to watch Sports Night.Bonus prizes to anyone who follows that train of thought.
Mastery of language is the primary indication of intelligence, education, and...– Dear Coke Talk: On grammar.
The answer is: oui.
hellamike replied to your photo: Things I learned this week: I don’t know French. Do you know déjà vu?
In addition, 3 million New Yorkers reportedly left the city because they...– The Onion via edp
If your best defense against a sexual harassment... →
I'm more than furious with MTA right now.
Today’s commute has been filled with non-stop fuckery and poor decision making by people probably getting paid overtime they don’t deserve. What’s really truly infuriating, is there’s no one to direct my anger at, and I see no way of enacting any sort of action or reform. I guess this is why people write letters to the newspaper.