Two beers on a boat, Gang Starr and a fuchsia...
This is how you fucking Friday.
Dateline is *so* wrong. The internet is not...
Seriously. Tonight was A++, as usual.
Anonymous asked: What is your favorite magazine?
"That senators profess such shock and surprise is...
Honestly, I find the senators naivete and outrage at Wall Street to be the most offensive part about this. Because if they’re too dumb to understand the system, how the fuck can they monitor it. via
I have a terrible habit of having ideas and...
Worse, is I usually keep the ideas to myself, that way if I don’t do them, no one will know how pathetically lazy I can be. This is me trying to take pictures more. The plan is: One picture every day in May. Start a “Things that are different but the same” tumblr of original work.
My grandmother always said "Every pot has a lid."
I want to believe this, but lately I feel like a baking sheet.
Dear People in NY who like Corrine Bailey Rae - I...
Anyone want to buy?
I sent my friend a link to a tumblr site this...
Brian should have a Sunday morning radio show.
me: You'll have to sign up for costco just to buy condoms in bulk
B: The cashiers will know me as Condom guy
me: Just don't but candy in bulk too, ok?
me: You're welcome
B: Elizabeth: She goes there
B: Certified line crosser
me: Well, you are definitely in the position of being able to certify that
me: Since you seemingly have no boundaries
B: I might have one or two!
me: Am not sure abt that :)
B: Haha. We almost boned in this guy's back yard
B: Right after I held her hair back while she puked. So classy
me: You have no boundaries
me: I hope you didn't kiss her
B: I guess I dont
B: I would totally tweet abt it, but her friend follows me.
B: There too
me: Maybe I'll just tumblr this all
B: Use some discretion pls. :)
me: Maybe you should use some discretion in your life
I was never allowed to participate in Take Your...
My mom stayed at home, and felt it undermined her choice. In retrospect, I totally get this.
All my love to Leah and family.
It’s not really enough, but please know you are in my thoughts. The unfairness of bad things happening to good people will take me a lifetime to understand.
Today's productivity is questionable.
me: “(765): He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.” me: That’s so sad Andrew: hahahahahaha. he shouldn’t be sorry. it might be her fault me: hahahahahhahaa Andrew: i’ve known girls that couldn’t get themselves off, and therefore complained when guys couldn’t either. me: ok seriously. it’s 2010....
I don't usually wish people a public happy...
But on days when I think that everyone on the planet is a huge jerk, I remember that Nicky exists and realize that some people are awesome and nice. So anyway, I hope you have a spectacular birthday.
Sarah Palin demanding bendy straws is probably the...
It’s definitely the only thing I agree with her on. Straight straws are stupid. via
This is how it always goes
Andrew: [Something smart about his work.]
me: I don't get it.
Andrew: [Thoughtful explanation.] Do you get it now?
Me: But also, am now imagining an army of sugar packets controlling my computer.
I can't even play Ice Cream for Dinner because I...
I spent the first 9 hours of today doing a job I haven’t done in a year and feeling terribly overwhelmed. I spent the last 3 hours sorting out files and double checking someone’s work because if they weren’t good enough for me to hand off. Now, I’m going home to think about a huge live-altering decision. THIS MONDAY SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BLOW JOB.
Thought 1: Ugh. These stupid dogwood trees smell...
Thought 2: When IS Fleet Week?
Do you think that tumblr icon thing is a joke?
Maybe the money goes to charity?