My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-28) →
Otis Redding (34) Eric Hutchinson (30) The Fray (22) Bon Iver (19) The Script (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I almost just replied to an email with that phrase. I don’t know if i just made it up or if it’s from something or if I’m about to have an aneurysm or should be taking medication.
These gummi bears prove that something that makes...
Sometimes I think that if I lowered my standards,...
Then I laugh, because, that’s pretty much all the proof that I won’t be able to.
OMG Ann Curry is interviewing John McCain and...
Also, seriously, John McCain sounds like an asshole.
Tell me what is this mobile device that you have...
My grandma, via her aol email.
This morning I think I checked out a high school...
In my defense, he was wearing a tie. I feel lecherous.
Brian: Jennifer texted the other night at like 3 AM asking if I was still awake. Which is why I'm not banging her anymore. Sorry. If you wanna bang, you have to bang on my schedule.
me: Sorry you didn't get to come, but I've only allocated 10 minutes for fucking you.
Um, guys. Where's my bra?
You totally fucking wish.
Also, I’d get myself a beer and make you watch me drink it.
"WELL BE A MAN AND FIGURE IT OUT"
I just said that. Also, I sometimes flirt to get what I want and like when guys let me off the elevator first. I just decided this doesn’t make me sexist. (It probably does.)
If you're serious about impressing a girl, get her...
(Note: this may only apply to me.) (So begins my annual spring time fantasy.)
So, I'm not really into sports.
But, I’m fairly good at making guesses about who’s going to win. I said yesterday I thought Ohio University would beat Georgetown. I was confident. My friend who went there thought my optimism was misplaced. I WAS RIGHT. (I love that sentence so much I want to marry it.) As a reward, since I couldn’t care less about the actual game, I got to see some giant intern chest bump tiny...
Well, on the bright side, St. Patrick's Day gives...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-14) →
Etta James (23) The Fratellis (21) David Ruffin (19) Death Cab for Cutie (12) Adele (8) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
You know what, shut up. Everyone has problems....
Filed under: things that are too mean even for me to say.
I am really cranky today.
There’s a list of things I want to be easy - like trying to figure out if I can buy an apartment or if I’ll ever fall in love and if I’m making the right decisions careerwise - and will never be because this isn’t some fucking romantic comendy. There’s 3 different birthday celebrations I’m invited to today and I am trying to decide what to do and which thing is...
That’s what I’m doing right now.
Cops are trying to track down the suspect, who allegedly followed a 30-year-old...– This story is freaking me right the fuck out. It’s awkward enough to turn down tenacious creepsters without seeming like a heartless bitch without having to worry about getting my eye socket broken because I don’t like you.
Bet all those Jim Bobs would change their...
It’s okay to chose not to have an abortion, but it’s not okay for you to chose for anyone else. Just because I think that rainbow sprinkle are fucking delicious, doesn’t mean I get to ram them down your throat. I am so tired of reading about this issue.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7) →
Bon Iver (53) Ryan Adams (41) Band of Horses (31) The Decemberists (28) Adele (28) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I really like you.
The thing that galls me about "5 Ways to Be...
“Women’s” magazines my ass.