You be a bitch because you can.– This line has always resonated with me, as a not-so-nice truth about myself.
Adele Tired Because I am, and somebody needs to...
FOR FUCK'S SAKE. I hope you watched that video.
Otherwise, I’m not sure if I can still pretend to like you.
Here’s some wisdom for the kids: Every second of your life is tick tick...– Sorry I Missed Your Party This is perhaps the most succinctly compelling argument to pants off. Also, SIMYP one of my favorite things on the internet.
EZ Pete Yorn My love of this song has outlasted...
"With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl"
More than I want someone to write a love song about me, I want to not be the ugly girl a song mocks. (Also, that lyric? LOL WUT)
Apparently, prefacing something with "I'm not...
The post is sponsored in part by why I hate hormones.
The fact that I can drop something off 10 minutes...
I know that’s silly, but I’m kind of silly.
I say infinity isn't a real number, it's a...
Andrew says it’s a number. Who’s right? (HINT. IT’S ME.)
I always secretly call it Whore Macaroni
Spaghetti alla Puttanesca
What most of us want, is the right to get fucked-up with whoever we want to get...– TNC Love.
Here’s what I really want to do at 32: fuck a girl and then, as she’s sleeping...– - John Mayer Seriously, I’ve spent like 10 minutes trying to pick the most hilariously clueless, fucked-up thing he says in this interview.
Izzo (Unplugged) Jay-Z “It was the winter....
me: YOU ARE EXASPERATING. him: I’m just being difficult like always. me: I know. I’m just not in the mood today. him: Well, how I am supposed to know that. me: You can’t. It’s like a fun game. him: Like Russian Roulette. This is funny because it’s true.
Proof that I'm slightly unhinged: that photo I...
Makes sense, right?
So, I've been a busy little retouching bee and...
My process is this: 1. See huge problem. 2. Try solutions with no success. 3. Dick around on the internet. 4. Try other solutions. 5. Go do something else, usually involving a drink or four. (drinking optional, though high recommended.) 6. Sleep. (Optional, sometimes Step 7 comes early, just like your first boyfriend) 7. IDEA THAT WORKS JUST MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARS IN MY BRAIN.
whltexbread asked: I like this.
People eat in our nation's capital right??
I’m looking for a few restaurant recs in DC. Answer, or hit up the electronic mail.
merlin: Mos Def - “Close Edge” (Chappelle’s Car, 2003) More excellent freestyle-from-the-passenger-seat by Mos Def. This moment launched my love of Mos Def and hip-hop in general. LOVE. (reblogged so I can find it all the goddamn time.)
I am already marginally less gimpy. xo
That drawing is a hilarious example of how pear...
In the olden days, when hips mattered, I’d SO be married by now.