Is there anyone out there who says ‘I want to die, then have people discover my...– Kings of Leon’s Caleb Followill, on the perception that the band has sold out via gordonshumway
So this just happened.
me: Excuse me. (Because I didn’t want to wait for a gaggle of teens to walk by, and the guy in front of me apparently deemed standing still and letting them pass a viable option.) Him: Relax. It’s New York City. me: (Laughing really hard) Thanks for the geography lesson. Him: Let me guess, you’re single. At this point, I was too far ahead to respond. First, I was all...
Why am I cranky today?
Cramps Feeling like I am one donut hole away from needing a fork lift to get me around. Adding star filters to product photography makes me feel like the professional equivalent of a shot girl Unfettered dislike for the client today. Waiting for information I need, but can’t expedite the obtaining of. ALL OF THE ABOVE
Tuesday Night To-Do List:
leave work meet up with lovely friend have margaritas and guacamole go to a party with free drinks and art
I’d like to see an entirely new arrangement. Get rid of pensions, retiree...– A seriously fascinating comment thread about education reform.
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Click through. For the love of god, please click through. Things that are the same but different, mandatory unless you hate fun.
You know what else is a "choice?" Being ignorant...
GREGORY: Do you believe that being gay is a choice? BUCK: I do. GREGORY: Based on what? BUCK: Based on what? I guess you can choose who your partner is. GREGORY: You don’t think it’s something that’s determined at birth? BUCK: I think that birth has an influence over it, like alcoholism and some other things, but I think that basically, you have a choice.
I had a dream that someone kept trying to console...
When I final replied, “I’m already 27,” they walked away.
People Fucking Stupid Are
Rearrange those words to suit whatever mood you’re in today. And if you shuffle them to form a question instead of a statement, the answer is “yes.” via tbmimsthethird
I do the same thing every fall.
When it finally stops being humid, and my naturally curly hair actually behaves like naturally curly hair; I think, “Why do I ever bother blowing it out?” Then I leave the house with wet hair on a 45 degree morning and remember.
We are no longer the nation that used to amaze the world with its visionary...– Paul Krugman at the New York Times
But the Mini Cooper is so tiny! It’s hardly even practical, but if you were a...– teh tumblr (For sex!!!) is totally going to be my new line.
Is it the raw allure of my magnificent FUPA in stretch denim?– Filed under: things I never expected to read.
Wall Street ‘does a lot of good things and then it has this casino....– Warren Buffett, 80 at Fortune magazine’s Most Powerful Women conference in Washington. I don’t think invoking the church is a good defense right now.
"Victory! After subjecting American...
In New York, hurting people’s feelings or being annoying is not a crime....– Hilariously true, in a sad sort of way.
Sending verrrryyyy special vibes on this very special day to THE MOST special...– - The reason I hate Facebook. Seriously? Who writes shit like that!?