October 2010
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“Is there anyone out there who says ‘I want to die, then have people discover my...”
– Kings of Leon’s Caleb Followill, on the perception that the band has sold out
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So this just happened.
me: Excuse me. (Because I didn’t want to wait for a gaggle of teens to walk by, and the guy in front of me apparently deemed standing still and letting them pass a viable option.)
Him: Relax. It’s New York City.
me: (Laughing really hard) Thanks for the geography lesson.
Him: Let me guess, you’re single.
At this point, I was too far ahead to respond.
First, I was all...
Why am I cranky today?
Cramps
Feeling like I am one donut hole away from needing a fork lift to get me around.
Adding star filters to product photography makes me feel like the professional equivalent of a shot girl
Unfettered dislike for the client today.
Waiting for information I need, but can’t expedite the obtaining of.
ALL OF THE ABOVE
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Tuesday Night To-Do List:
leave work
meet up with lovely friend
have margaritas and guacamole
go to a party with free drinks and art
“I’d like to see an entirely new arrangement. Get rid of pensions, retiree...”
– A seriously fascinating comment thread about education reform.
A Comprehensive Gallery of Gifs →
Click through. For the love of god, please click through.
Things that are the same but different, mandatory unless you hate fun.
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You know what else is a "choice?" Being ignorant...
GREGORY: Do you believe that being gay is a choice?
BUCK: I do.
GREGORY: Based on what?
BUCK: Based on what? I guess you can choose who your partner is.
GREGORY: You don’t think it’s something that’s determined at birth?
BUCK: I think that birth has an influence over it, like alcoholism and some other things, but I think that basically, you have a choice.
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I had a dream that someone kept trying to console...
When I final replied, “I’m already 27,” they walked away.
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People Fucking Stupid Are
Rearrange those words to suit whatever mood you’re in today. And if you shuffle them to form a question instead of a statement, the answer is “yes.”
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I do the same thing every fall.
When it finally stops being humid, and my naturally curly hair actually behaves like naturally curly hair; I think, “Why do I ever bother blowing it out?”
Then I leave the house with wet hair on a 45 degree morning and remember.
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“We are no longer the nation that used to amaze the world with its visionary...”
– Paul Krugman at the New York Times
“But the Mini Cooper is so tiny! It’s hardly even practical, but if you were a...”
– teh tumblr
(For sex!!!) is totally going to be my new line.
“Is it the raw allure of my magnificent FUPA in stretch denim?”
– Filed under: things I never expected to read.
“Wall Street ‘does a lot of good things and then it has this casino....”
– Warren Buffett, 80 at Fortune magazine’s Most Powerful Women conference in Washington.
I don’t think invoking the church is a good defense right now.
"Victory! After subjecting American...
“In New York, hurting people’s feelings or being annoying is not a crime....”
– Hilariously true, in a sad sort of way.
“Sending verrrryyyy special vibes on this very special day to THE MOST special...”
– - The reason I hate Facebook.
Seriously? Who writes shit like that!? 