December 2009
This basically descibes all my interactions with...
me: Are you laughing at me?
him: Yes.
me: Oh. Because that was stupid?
him: No, because you're adorable.
I think this makes me a pretentious asshole. But...
I like going to museums with people who like art, and have a decent knowledge of art history, because I do. It’s more fun to make references, talk about the exhibit’s layout, make nerdy art jokes and derisively dismiss things we don’t like.
Yesterday was fun.
The list of things I want tonight is short.
Hilariously, it’s the same as the list of things not happening.
Also, Merry Christmas.
Merriest merries actually.
I think I had too much wine with dinner.
Mariah Carey All I Want for Christmas
My love of...
Words with Friends
If you need more than one guess to find me, check your pulse.
TODAY IS THE SHORTEST DAY OF THE WINTER.
I am so so excited to know that, literally, starting tomorrow, the day will be getting longer again. The little things. They make me happy.
I call morning sex "breakfast o's."
I am sick, cranky and whiiiiiiiny. But, it's...
Jackson by Johnny Cash with June Carter
I...
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I am giggling so hard at my own joke. I know, I'm...
B: I literally typed with my dick. It knows my credit card number
me: 696969696969696966969, Expires NEVER.
According to Maya, I only have 3 faces in...
WHY DID EVERYONE ASSUME I MADE OUT WITH ELF AND...
Whatever. This has been a odd week. You don’t even know.
P.S. Dave, I love you. Even if you say you hate...
Your gentlemanly ways and concern for eye safety are really something special.
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The bar had $9 pitchers and free hot dogs. But...
Dave: Here, have my seat. You should sit.
me: Nah, I’ve been sitting all day.
5 minutes later…
Huge Creepy Bouncer: Why are these ladies standing?
me: No, he totally offered to give me his seat, it’s ok.
Huge Creepy Bouncer: Do you want to sit? I can make them get up.
me: No, really, it’s ok.
Huge Creepy Bouncer lumbers away.
Dave, standing up: Sit. Now.
me,...
Also, the bouncer took a real liking to TwoName.
Huge Creepy Bouncer: Move this bags. If I fall, I’ll be pissed. It’s a lie that fat people bounce.
me: But, you’re a BOUNCER.
Huge Creepy Bouncer: Huh. Never thought of that.
Everyone at the table: [shooting me “WTF ARE YOU THINKING LOOKS”]
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Mos Def Ms. Fat Booty.
Because somebody *gasp*...
I like looking at pictures of other cities, I...
Last night, looking uptown from a 29th Floor conference room, I really couldn’t imagine being somewhere else.
Fact: No one LIES about liking Motown to sound...
In front of a jukebox:
me: Ooooh, Otis Redding. Pick one of those.
him: Any?
me: Yes. I really like Motown*
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Later, in Whole Foods:
me: Oh this is Uptight! I like this song too.
him: Wow, you really weren’t kidding.
*am probably defining Motown too loosely for some people, I just don’t care.
It never even occured to me that legs could be...
I’m probably overlooking a lot of things.
“Everything women think is a flaw is what drives some (if not all) men bonkers.”
– dielaughing 