Confession: I just photoshopped in some bangs.
I look 16 again. Not happening.
Both the words chortle and swarthy make me giggle....
Is there a polite way to tell someone that a...
Probably not. I’ll be quiet.
Hot Tamales originated as a way to use rejected Mike and Ike candies by...– It’s funny because Hot Tamales are like a bajillion times better than Mike and Ikes via the wiki but also, my brain.
Today has not been very good.
But it’s getting better.
Confession: I would like to tag a bunch of my...
But. I won’t.
Some nights, I shouldn't even bother with heels.
Next up, the MS paperclip is going to remind me of...
That’s the joke I really wanted to make on twitter just now. LOL I am such an art nerd.
I’m on coffee number 2 and I just peeled 12lbs of potatoes with my dad. This year, it will be everyone everyone at my grandpa’s house (GAH, that is so hard to get used to. It’s been “grandma’s” forever), including my sister’s boyfriend and my dad’s parents, bringing the total count to 27 people around 3 different tables. I’m looking forward...
Baking. For like one tiny second was fun and...
But then. Not so much. Because, fuck this year. Whatever at least there will be cookies.
"And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive...
I was raised Catholic, and the repetitive S sound here sounds like grief to me. I can’t explain it any better.
How to earn hearts from the carful of boys next to...
1. Drive a volvo 2. Dance to a Mariah Carey song at a stoplight 3. Realize you’ve been caught and start giggling
Today was one of those days that could have been...
I'm thinking about getting bangs.
me: Do you think getting bangs is a terrible idea? For the winter? him: I don’t know. But if you call me crying that you hate them, I will kill you. me: No you won’t. You’ll just say “ELIZABETH. Stop it. It’s just hair.” Then you’ll change the subject. I really want bangs, but am scared I’ll hate them after a week and then it’ll be torture...
2009, I fucking hate you.
41. Helen Keller spent her 42nd birthday with her...
Via: 110 things you need to know about the Bronx Zoo.
Reason I heart NY based on walking 8th Avenue
- Getting to walk behind someone who smells like a porn shop - because he just did. - The opportunity to contemplate giving the lady with the crazy hair and eyes directions to the meth clinic. - The Empire State building
BEST SENTENCE OF THE DAY.
me: Is it your pilow fort and red wine song? whltexbread: Nope. It’s my strutting down the strip looking fine and carrying a cheesecake song.
The thing that strikes me most about America right...