January 2009
why girls suck. sometimes.
This makes me wish for sterilty darts you could throw are people that should NEVER reproduce.
“My name is “Courtney” and I’m the other woman. Suddenly [due to economic crisis] I found myself being taken out less and less frequently. A recent argument went along these lines: Me *pouting*: You haven’t taken me on a trip since we went to Bermuda in September. What’s going on? Charles: Honey,...
Law and Order Bangkok: The midwife unit →
this is disturbingy pragmatic.
spratt:
In gridlocked Bangkok, a special team of cops helps women who can’t quite make it to the hospital on time.
Where does snot come from? →
how slow is work today? well, i just read this (it’s short, but still)
[Insert annoying habit of grandfather] was followed quickly by grandma screaming...
– via abigvictory
I win!
Somebody figured out how to add a twitter link to her tumblr page!
Alex Kuczynski is pregnant. →
First time I ever thought getting pregnant was a karmic punishment.
7 Things
I was tagged by @detweiler share 7 things you don’t already know about me. Here goes, despite my usual rule of not sharing too much. - I’ve gotten stitches 3 times, but never broken any bones. All three were on my face. Thankfully, the scars are mostly hidden - under my eye, at my hair line, and under my chin. 2 of these are simply the result of being young, unlucky, spazzy, & running into...
You know, you have such a stunningly superficial knowledge of what went on that...
– Zbigniew Brzezinski
(wish this fit on a t-shirt)