Oh and the guy in wheelchair was drunk and homeless. But held a beat.
At train station. New wave guitarist playing something progressive. Man in wheelchair freestyling an accompaniment. Only in NY.
Is it wailing on the guitar? Or whaling? Either way it sounds like a masturbation joke.
there’s a 75% chance i accidentally flashed the neighbors this morning. happy friday!
this snow would be a lot more fun to watch from my bed. preferably with a cup of spiked hot cider.
opacity is a silly bitch, who tricked me AGAIN today!
my christmas spirit seems to have drowned itself in a bowl of punch this year.
um, trust me when i say you should NOT read my twitter feed over my shoulder.
rather than tweet hilariously snarky things i say IRL, i say my cleverly crafted tweets to all my friends who don’t know what twitter is.
Upgraded coat to sleeping bag with hood for a storm that probably won’t even come.
I don’t care if you had botox, if when I get in the ladies room after you, you’ve managed to pee everywhere.
It tastes like a mistake. I just said that. I have nothing to add.
Whenever I see someone bite their nails, I want to make them hit their own face.
i was all set to make a sweet fibonacci joke, and then i realized 9 isn’t part of the sequence.
everytime the counting crows come i think two things:
- i really like this the counting crows.
- i am such a white girl.
next person who says STAYcation is getting a free upgrade to STABcation. Courtesy of me.
Decemeber 18th - the day I realized my PS action was misspelling November.
Some wished me happy hannukah because I’m from long island. Fuck you - I’m christmas.
Related: yes I am from long island. No I do not have an accent. Next person to be pleasantly surprised about this is getting slapped.
eating a banana is best not done on the street where i can see you.