Oh and the guy in wheelchair was drunk and homeless. But held a beat.
December 2008
At train station. New wave guitarist playing something progressive. Man in wheelchair freestyling an accompaniment. Only in NY.
Is it wailing on the guitar? Or whaling? Either way it sounds like a masturbation joke.
there’s a 75% chance i accidentally flashed the neighbors this morning. happy friday!
this snow would be a lot more fun to watch from my bed. preferably with a cup of spiked hot cider.
opacity is a silly bitch, who tricked me AGAIN today!
my christmas spirit seems to have drowned itself in a bowl of punch this year.
um, trust me when i say you should NOT read my twitter feed over my shoulder.
rather than tweet hilariously snarky things i say IRL, i say my cleverly crafted tweets to all my friends who don’t know what twitter is.
Upgraded coat to sleeping bag with hood for a storm that probably won’t even come.
I don’t care if you had botox, if when I get in the ladies room after you, you’ve managed to pee everywhere.
It tastes like a mistake. I just said that. I have nothing to add.
Whenever I see someone bite their nails, I want to make them hit their own face.
i was all set to make a sweet fibonacci joke, and then i realized 9 isn’t part of the sequence.
everytime the counting crows come i think two things:
- i really like this the counting crows.
- i am such a white girl.
next person who says STAYcation is getting a free upgrade to STABcation. Courtesy of me.
Decemeber 18th - the day I realized my PS action was misspelling November.
Some wished me happy hannukah because I’m from long island. Fuck you - I’m christmas.
Related: yes I am from long island. No I do not have an accent. Next person to be pleasantly surprised about this is getting slapped.
eating a banana is best not done on the street where i can see you.
