wish i still had the enthusiasm to dress up.
I donnt care how skinny you are, leggings are not to be worn with shirts that don’t cover your ass.
my day is monotonous and boring. jealous?
Based on my bejeweled scores tonight, you’d think I was playing with my fist.
Pro tip: hoop earrings get really fucking cold, and don’t care about your earlobes.
the wonders of freelance - looking forward to the rest of the week off; get a call. need money; enjoy your naps.
is it wrong to be anticipating resuming my bejewled game that is destined to be a high school than seeing an old friend?
i think that cherry danish is filled with robotussin
make your own muppet! for moi? http://tinyurl.com/62lr9c
this morning’s commute: FAIL
i like having rain boots and dry feet; but some days i feel my rain boots are just big arrows pointing to my hips.
Dear Rain, this isn’t working for me anymore. Its not me, its you. Please leave. xo.
am officially following mad men characters. managed to catch up in time for the excellent finale.
sometimes i realize the reason i haven’t seen an old “friend” in awhile is that i was subconsciously phasing them out.
Dear quirky brooklyn boutiques - do not lure me in with adorable window displays if you are going to smack in the face with $300 sweaters.
Pro tip: get everything in writing or be forced o endure your landlord’s passive aggressive wife on a quiet saturday afternoon.
Just saw a guy buying a single hydrangea. Some girl is so putting out tonight.
just accidentally tried on a pair of skinny jeans. Left low self esteem in their wake.
counting the minutes til the weekend. it will be filled with bread making and mad men watching. don’t mock me, i’m looking forward to it.
can you star your own tweets? because i laugh i my own jokes all the time.
http://tinyurl.com/6clcqx 3 each of friday & fucking. Odd coincidence or telling personal detail? You decide!
so excited to be able to make oat scones! my life is small, but delicious! http://tinyurl.com/5znfqm
OMG, NYT is the only place on the internet to see Omigosh typed out.
getting to work late greatly increases the number of tourist & crazy drug addicts out and about.
apparently i feel that cocking my head to one side makes me a better retoucher. only proof is a stiff neck.
who’s having drinks at the plaza? hint: it’s not eloise.
Just took a turnstile to the babymaker. Ouch.
i can;’t decide if my hoop earrings and glasses are saying *smart & sexy* or *i wear glasses & like earrings*
getting art direction through AIM is like having sex with a marshmellow.
ugh. had to download aim. my ears started to bleed when i heard the default alerts for receiving a message
things with fake sugar make my tongue feel funny.
on AIM for the first time in 3 yrs. Props to AOL for making the least intuitive shit on the internet.
reading through a stockpile of favrds. apparently, pandering and blatant star requests are now being rewarded. woohoo. star me!
what is the correct reply when you find out your friend is cooking fancy dinner for her bf: rice-a-roni & frozen crab cakes? FAIL
sometimes genius playlists are just mediocre
resisting the urge to follow @_hildy_ & @bettydraper
after yesterday’s lenny kravitz incident, we are using my ipod today. hello adele! goodbye stupid wannabe asshat!
eeeeee! mad men on twitter! yippee. just have to catch up so i don’t spoil anything for myself!
ipod is punishing me for forgetting it at home yesterday by playing total crap.
at this rate, i’m going to start happy hour in 20 minutes.
this just in: i fucking hate lenny kravitz.
to self: When walking near tain tracks, assume that noise is a train. Not a helicopter.
Stupid brickbreaker is so pedestrian. I much prefer wurdle bc it makes me feel artificially smart. Hey, I know words!
Next time I forgot my ipod at home, I am going back to get it. Without it, I suck at life.
if i was getting paid per image instead of per day i wouldn’t be typing this right now.
finally started watching mad men season two. would like to spend all day with don draper, rather than here.
mudanest day of work ever.
Turns out I really like frightened rabbit live. Who knew?
here goes more loud music
Live music is overrated. Beer is not.