May 2013
May 20th
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May 18th
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One Man Needs Date to a Wedding →
me: go get it girl C: hahaha C: i only date guys with multiple degrees me: but “You only yolo once” C: yoyoloo me: it’s my favorite.
May 17th
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Literally icing my head because I hit it against...
I’m not very impressed with this week.
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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“We women, with our sumptuous breasts and our shapely hips, have to be funny in...”
– Ellie Kemper on “Can Men Be Funny?” This is for all the dudes in bars who tell me “You’re so funny” with pure surprise in their voice.
May 15th
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Seriously, how has today not died in a fucking...
May 14th
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Yesterday I made Beef Wellington for 24, and...
I’m amused by this
May 14th
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“When people look at my pictures I want them to feel the way they do when they...”
– Robert Frank (via akindofsunlight)
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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Some mornings, eating oatmeal feels like a...
Maybe oatmeal just isn’t a Friday food.
May 10th
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May 9th
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I am going to be 30 in 6 months.
Monday night, I went for a run and, in a habit fueled by too many Law & Order episodes and NY Post headlines, I stuck my license in my pocket. Cut to last night, when I ordered a beer and the bartender asked for my ID, which was sitting on my table and not in my wallet, and he wouldn’t serve me. So we went to some other bar, picked because there was no bouncer and my friends had to order my...
May 8th
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“When it’s over, the seven men in the studio watching him watch the video...”
– The Awl hashtag everything that is wrong with everything
May 8th
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“But I don’t care about keeping up with the boys. I want to slip my flat...”
– Confessions of a Yukon Arm Wrestling Champion, Women’s Division This is a great read
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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or maybe this is just me?
That thing where you only have like 45pages left in a book and you want to surreptitiously read it at your desk but you also know that if you do you will feel rushed and not enjoy the end of the story so you decide to what but there is a tiny part of your brain that is impossibly stuck in the novel.
May 6th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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"The tragedy of Obama's presidency is that he's... →
Best parts - REPUBLICAN PARTY’S PATRONUS Ronald Reagan HORCRUX Mitt Romney  Also, that Lincoln is Dumbledore
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
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Apr 30th
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Hahaha that time Bon Iver came on in the bar while...
This is new
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Someone needs to invent a non-creepy way to tell...
Or a way to stop having weird dreams.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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“we noshed on wangs and enjoyed some scotch, beers and even milkshakes”
– Thank you, Cynthina M from Manhattan, for this delightful typo.
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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