May 2013
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One Man Needs Date to a Wedding →
me: go get it girl
C: hahaha
C: i only date guys with multiple degrees
me: but “You only yolo once”
C: yoyoloo
me: it’s my favorite.
Literally icing my head because I hit it against...
I’m not very impressed with this week.
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“We women, with our sumptuous breasts and our shapely hips, have to be funny in...”
– Ellie Kemper on “Can Men Be Funny?”
This is for all the dudes in bars who tell me “You’re so funny” with pure surprise in their voice.
Seriously, how has today not died in a fucking...
Yesterday I made Beef Wellington for 24, and...
I’m amused by this
“When people look at my pictures I want them to feel the way they do when they...”
– Robert Frank (via akindofsunlight)
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Some mornings, eating oatmeal feels like a...
Maybe oatmeal just isn’t a Friday food.
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I am going to be 30 in 6 months.
Monday night, I went for a run and, in a habit fueled by too many Law & Order episodes and NY Post headlines, I stuck my license in my pocket.
Cut to last night, when I ordered a beer and the bartender asked for my ID, which was sitting on my table and not in my wallet, and he wouldn’t serve me.
So we went to some other bar, picked because there was no bouncer and my friends had to order my...
“When it’s over, the seven men in the studio watching him watch the video...”
– The Awl
hashtag everything that is wrong with everything
“But I don’t care about keeping up with the boys. I want to slip my flat...”
– Confessions of a Yukon Arm Wrestling Champion, Women’s Division
This is a great read
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or maybe this is just me?
That thing where you only have like 45pages left in a book and you want to surreptitiously read it at your desk but you also know that if you do you will feel rushed and not enjoy the end of the story so you decide to what but there is a tiny part of your brain that is impossibly stuck in the novel.
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"The tragedy of Obama's presidency is that he's... →
Best parts -
REPUBLICAN PARTY’S PATRONUS Ronald Reagan
HORCRUX Mitt Romney
Also, that Lincoln is Dumbledore
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April 2013
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Hahaha that time Bon Iver came on in the bar while...
This is new
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Someone needs to invent a non-creepy way to tell...
Or a way to stop having weird dreams.
“we noshed on wangs and enjoyed some scotch, beers and even milkshakes”
– Thank you, Cynthina M from Manhattan, for this delightful typo.
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