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  1. #tbt #artdirectorforanaunt

    #tbt #artdirectorforanaunt

  2. Bipolar Vortex

    Bipolar Vortex

  3. After 5 years, it was time to retire the beer bottle photo.

  4. True story.

    True story.

  5. OMG it’s finally spring.

    OMG it’s finally spring.

  6. #nationalsiblingday #solucky #theyarethebest

    #nationalsiblingday #solucky #theyarethebest

  7. omg we need to come up with a name for the stomach falling out of our butts feeling that you get the minute someone reaches for your pocket-sized dirtbag sinning machine.
  8. IT’S NOT BRUNCH IF IT HAPPENS BEFORE NOON, YOU ASSHOLES. you’re not eating brunch at 930 in the morning, boo. you are straight up having BREAKFAST. don’t be cute, just because you’re still drunk and there’s eggs on the table that doesn’t mean you’re eating brunch. i know you want an excuse to put vodka in your oj before the sun is even all the way up, and that excuse is just going to have to be “alcoholism” unless you wait until at least eleven-fucking-thirty.

    bitches gotta eat

    go read the whole thing. seriously.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF LISTENING TO YOUR STUPID PROBLEMS ALL THE TIME IF I STILL HAVE TO GET UP HELLA EARLY AND PUT SHOES ON TO GET BREAKFAST, BRO.